1. The human thighs are stronger than concrete.

2. Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and only had one testicle.

3. Months that begin on Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th".

4. Baskin Robins once made ketchup flavored ice cream.

5. Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter.

6. Babies are born without knee caps.

7. Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the U.S.

8. 35% of the people that use dating personal ads are already married.

9. In comic strips the person on the left always speaks first.

10. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

holy shit it'd suck to get decapitated for masturbating haha

Some interesting facts from the road by Twiztid... via twitter

There are many things 1 learns when traveling on a tour bus. #1 Sleep with your feet facing the driver #2 Get use to people being everywhere

#3 Showering is key as nobody wants to partake in some1 eleses man funk... remember your traveling in a cylinder on wheels and funk tends to circulate through the air vent system (aka WASH YA ASS!)

and the #4 rule is by far the most important of all! There is NO shitting on a tour bus what so ever, and if you have to poop u got 1 of 2 options... the 1st is tell the driver to stop @ a rest area / truck stop so u can handel that dune, or the 2nd is =2 make a poop bag!

What's a poop bag you ask? (PorkChop sure as fuck would like to know?!?!)

It's very simple - you take a garbage bag and line the pisser in the bathroom of the tour bus with it, kinda like putting a big condom on the toilet. Then remove your pants & drawers plant your ass on the space age technology and release your butt junk. It's not a perfect science, theres a reason most toilets have running water in them because shitting in a bucket with no water can stink very badly. The last step of the process is to tie the bag and dispose of it. and now it's time for a Poop Bag Moment in History! Durring our 1st tour with ICP, Shaggy chased me around the tour bus with his poop bag & do to my inability to out run him - he swung the bag and hit me in the chest with it... it can only be described as feeling like pudding in a pillowcase. I still thank the Lord 2 this day that the fucking bag didn't break.

 lol wtf....the poop bag? I'll think i'll have to pass and tell the driver to stop...otherwise i'm gonna pull a rat race moment and hang it out the window and dump on some cars....just hope nonone has their window open...